GUTEN TAG and WELCOME to my crazy pretzel world!

Traditional German home cooking at its finest.

Here at German Baking Queen, I will create many of the delicious German recipes that remind me of my childhood. Influenced by my Oma, Mama and aunties I will bring all the traditional cakes to the northern suburbs of Melbourne.

But not just cakes, I make proper homemade sourdough bread, fresh pretzels and baguette.

You should consider yourself very lucky that you have found me, as I have plenty of ideas for this business, I promise you won't get bored! If you are open to trying new things, then the GBQ's kitchen is where you want to be.

I'm no professional baker or chef - but I'm a damn good home cook and that's what you will get when you place an order with me.

Please also head over to my Facebook and Instagram pages. All specials like Mother’s Day, Oktoberfest Boxes, Easter and Christmas orders will be sold there.

I will also share lots of content on my socials, behind the scenes and much more.

I hope you are ready…

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Ding, ding 🥨🍺🥨 @tallboyandmoose is going to open their doors for their Oktoberfest party this afternoon.
Go and get your pretzel 🥨 fix in Preston. Have some fun, drink a beer 🍺 and eat some salty boobzels (of course for Read More

👀 LOOK 👀 Who’s back 😍💪🏻
Year 12 student extraordinaire Holly is back in my kitchen for another round of work experience 🥨👑
Holly helped me last year every Friday for term 3 and 4 and she’s with me full time Read More

More boobzels today and more tomorrow 🩷🎀🩷
I’m also almost fully booked for the rest of the months. Here and there I can fit in a very small amount of pretzel 🥨 stuff.
If you want something message me now Read More

You might remember my post from a couple of weeks ago about my Oktoberfest lunch special…
And if you have seen my story from last night and were not quite sure why I made 3kg of potato salad, well here Read More

Alrighty and here is my Friday night adventure 🤩
Down the road from my place in South Morang is a lovely store called BBQ’s and Outdoor Weber Store.
Most of the bitches from the area have probably been there.
They Read More

Last week was a bit crazy 🤪 that’s why I haven’t had time to post anything yet.
235 pretzels 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 in 3 days 🤩 don’t think I need to say any more.
Also 5 mega sandwich pretzels for my brick Read More

🩷🎀🥨🩷🎀🥨🩷🎀🥨🩷🥨🩷🎀🥨
First 28 boobzels for breast cancer awareness day 💪🏻
Also need to reveal my little emoji quiz from last night.
Some of you were so fucking wrong, like “I turn into a princess”???
WTF? PRINCESS?
Don’t you know who I am?
I am way Read More

New bread PB 💪🏻
5️⃣1️⃣ loafs of bread in one day 🤩
Not bad for an old Queen 😎 I normally go for other PB’s but hey life changes 🤷🏼‍♀️
This was a bit of an experiment, playing around with flavors. Read More

🩷💫🩷BREAST CANCER AWARENESS🩷💫🩷
Ladies, let’s check our BOOBZELS 🌰🌰
October is breast cancer awareness months and I would like to support the
🩷National Breast Cancer Foundation Australia🩷 again with my boobzel fundraiser 🫶🏻
This will be the 3rd time I run this Read More

🩷❤️🧡💛 LAST MINUTE CARBS 💛🧡❤️🩷
Happy Tuesday bitches!
One good thing about being home sick is I’m getting a lot of content done 😇
Wednesday I’m taking off to recover my lungs a bit more and hopefully Thursday I’m back to normal Read More

Bitches!!!
Hold on tight…
It’s finally happening 😍💪🏻👷🏼‍♀️ and I’m so fucking EXCITED!!!
Our building permit was approved about two weeks ago and today we got pegged up 🤪
The build of my new GBQ kitchen is about to start. Digger 🚧 will arrive Read More

Every time I’m running a cooking class, I feel like hanging out with my friends 🫶🏻
…well, until one of the bitches put that melted white chocolate on my pretzels 🤬😎🤪😳🫣
Apart from that yesterday was a great afternoon.
I mean what’s Read More

All the yummies 😍
I think Amerikaner are soon pushing the bee sting of its “most popular GBQ carb”-Throne 🤩
And I love to see such a German legend sweet thing becoming so popular. Everyone in Germany loves this and I’m sure Read More

🖤🤍🤎 NEW BREADS 🤎🤍🖤
The nagging comes to an end!
…from my husband, telling me he really really wants a walnut loaf 😎
…from multiple bitches, begging me for a fruit loaf 🍞
…from my own brain, saying how much fun I Read More

🩷❤️🧡💛 LAST MINUTE CARBS 💛🧡❤️🩷
Happy Monday bitches!
I feel super organized posting this weeks availabilities on a Monday morning before I even finished my first coffee ☕️😏
Here we go, this week you can have:
🩷 WEDNESDAY 18th 🩷
Pretzel 🥨 stuff
Garlic dip Read More

It was a very pretzely 🥨 and carroty 🥕 cake day today 🥴
If you can tell me how many pretzels 🥨 I made today you’ll get free loaf of bread tomorrow. The first person to get it right will Read More

💛💛💛 R U O K 💛💛💛
You may only know me from looking at your phone when reading my posts.
Or from a quick chat at my door when you pick up your shit, but I wanna let everyone know that I Read More

🩷❤️🧡💛 LAST MINUTE CARBS 💛🧡❤️🩷
Good morning bitches!
I hope your Tuesday morning has been kind to you so far.
This week I have the following availabilities:
🩷 WEDNESDAY 11th 🩷
Gingerbread chocolate squares $4
Pretzel 🥨 stuff
❤️ THURSDAY 12th ❤️
Sourdough spelt with seeds Read More

⁉️ Q & A ⁉️
Frequently asked question (like twice today 😅):
Q: What are the days you bake bread?
A: I bake bread when someone orders bread 👌🏻
Which means I don’t have certain days for bread or actually anything.
What Read More

Today is Friday.
Friday’s I water 💦 my plants 🌱🪴🎍🌿🌳🌵🍃
That’s it.
Have a good weekend fuckers… 🫶🏻
🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Today, 4 years ago my life changed 👑
❤️ I became a Queen 🥰
Lockdown fucked up my job as pet educator 🐕‍🦺🦮 schools were closed and my dogs and I were out of work 🥴
So I started baking. Read More

Your tummy could be as full as the ones from my last baking class 🤩 it will also hurt from laughing and all the bitch talk that happens during class 😅
Definitely not a class for the ones with sticks up Read More

💙🩵 HAPPY FATHERS DAY 🩵💙
…to everyone with a dickzel attached but still uses his brain and heart to be kind and a great roll model to our youngsters.
I hope you all have had a great day yesterday celebrating with Read More

Alrighty, if you’re one of my unorganized bitches, this one is for you 😇
Tomorrow I will have the following available:
🥕 2 x mini carrot cakes 👉🏻 $18
🥜 4 x Gebrannte Mandeln (candied almonds) 👉🏻 $10
🥨 5 x DIY Read More

Alrighty bitches 🫶🏻
Hold on to your seats, more cooking classes are coming!!! 🥳🥳🥳
I’m just waiting for the confirmation for the kitchen hire. Then boom 💥 shakkalakka 💥 we are on like donky kong!!
Get your pen and write these two dates Read More

You know you’re gonna have a good time when your baking class starts like this…
Queen to a participant bitch :
“Oiii you! Your name tag is hanging down on your knee”
Bitch:
“Yeah and? So do my titts!” 😂🤣🤪😆
…and the tone was Read More

🥕🧡🥕 NEW LOOK for my CARROT CAKE 🥕🧡🥕
Bloody cute are those marzipan carrots 😍
Bought them in Germany for you fuckers 👌🏻 cleaned out all the supermarket shelves.
Should have enough now for the next 27 years 😂
That’s it…
Happy weekend 🖕🏻❤️😂
🇩🇪🥨👑 Read More

💛 💛 💛 R U O K 💛 💛 💛
On the 12th of September Australia will ask RUOK?
We wanna encourage others to a meaningfully conversation, asking “Are you ok?”
And we all know the best conversations are happening around the table Read More

Sooooo bloody excited for this BAKING CLASS on Sunday 🤩
The class is fully booking with 13 of my loveliest bitches 🫶🏻
I’ve got all the recipes ready for them to take home and my dog Ginger 🐕‍🦺 just couldn’t Read More

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